Ninja Cane

From the New York Post: "Weird But True" 5/24/04

The elderly can now fight off muggers with a cane that fires blanks and turns into a Ninja fighting stick with blades that spring from the tip with the touch of a button.

Inventor Miladin Nikolic, 62, of Belgrade, Serbia, said the "007 Cane" began as a way to frighten off dogs, "then I started to think of all the other things I could add, and it just grew from there." The cane also holds pills and sounds an alarm for help.

(I want one! I wonder if ebay has it...)