Ep 174: I Can't Believe It! The Celebrity Ninja Way: Kinton No Jutsu!

A boys picks up a marble and comments to his father that although it is pretty it has no value at all.

Tsunade gives Naruto a mission involving a VIP. Shizune hands Naruto the documents. The mission involves Kunihisa, the son of one of Tsunade's old acquaintences, Kunijirou, a wealthy jeweler and of a distingushed family in the capital. The snot nose kid and his father arrive. The father asks if Naruto's the one who will be playing with Kunihisa all day. Tsunade adds on a list of D missions including swamp cleaning, bridge repair, and chasing out wild pigs. At the swamp Naruto walks on water to the kid's delight. He asks Kunihisa to pick up the trash on his side but he enters the swamp against Naruto's orders. Naruto's upset but the kid says he will use ninjutsu to get out. The kid performs some pseudo seals and announces Kinton, Tatsukete no Jutsu (money element, Help Me technique) and a number of bodyguards jump out to grab the money and to save him. As they walk along the forest path, Kunihisa demnonstrates to Naruto again and throws a wad of cash into a puddle. A bunch of men in blacksuits jump into the puddle so he crosses over them without getting wet. Then they arrive at a bridge. Naruto insists it's safe but the kid tests it by using ninpou, Migawari no jutsu (ninja arts, substitute technique). One guy jumps onto the bridge to retrieve the money but Kunihisa's not satisfied and tosses more and more cash. The men fight over the cash on the bridge and cause it to collaspe with Naruto and everyone else. Two men look on as the brat continues to throw his money around.

Next they go to get rid of a wild boar. It's really big so Naruto resorts to Kage Bunshin. The brat runs up to the boar and announces ninpou, Kane Bunshin no jutsu (ninja arts: Money Clone Technique) and throws his money around so that his bodyguards protect him from the boar. But then the boar comes right up to the boy who points his finger at Naruto and blames him for everything. Naruto is attacked by the boar and runs away. Later Naruto's really mad so the brat offers him a suitcase full of cash. Naruto knocks the money away and lectures him that he can't solve everything with money and that there are times when he has to use his own strength. The kid even uses money to buy his friends. The kid gets hungry and asks his men to buy him food but there are no stores or restaurants around. He then smells fish and finds a couple being cooked out in the open. Two men are about to grab him but Naruto comes up from behind and kicks them into the water. The kid is unfazed since he is always being targeted for kidnapping. He asks for more food so Naruto kunai a fish for him to show him what can be done without money.

The two brothers find the money that Naruto had knocked into the river. Naruto tries to teach the kid to catch fish, but Kunihisa misses so he goes after the kunai. The brothers use the money to hire away all his bodyguards. The kid offers to pay them double but he's out of money so his remaining two guards leave him as well. They're about to tie him up but Naruto comes up from behind and kicks them away. The two guys offer Naruto double his mission commission. Naruto tells Kunihisa to get on his back. He winds a rope around himself and runs away. The bodyguards run after him. Naruto reaches a gorge but he throws the rope, with a kunai attached at the end, across to the tree on the other side. He wraps the other end around the kid and tells him to jump but the kid is afraid. The bodyguards catch up and jump on Naruto. The brothers approach but Naruto trips the tall one who then knocks Kunihisa over the cliff and he smashes against the other side. Kunihisa notices that the cliff where Naruto is on is about to crack apart. Meanwhile Naruto does Kage bunshin to knock off all the guys on top of him. The cliff breaks off and they all fall down the gorge. Kunihisa jumps in to save Naruto and grabs him by the hand. Naruto compliments him and he cries and drips snot all over (really gross!).

Later they say good-bye.

On his way, the kid picks up another marble but this time he says if it's pretty it doesn't matter whether it has value or not.

Review:

Worst episode ever! The kid is more disgusting and annoying than Udon.

Notes:

Kunihisa = annoying snot nose kid

Kunijirou = father

Thoughts:

Where's the capital? If that is where the Fire Country feudal lord resides then what was his wife and her cat doing in Konoha?