Konoha Annual Sports Festival!

Starts with a quick explanation of the five great shinobi countries and sealing of Kyuubi within Naruto, the #1 hyperactive clumsy ninja.

The leaf genins assemble for the sports competition. The winning team gets a week paid vacation. But Naruto has a stomach ache and runs off to find a bathroom. There’s a huge line for the men’s bathroom so Naruto returns to run in the race. After winning he runs to the bathroom again but the men’s bathroom is being cleaned so he decides to use the woman’s bathroom. But Hinata shows up and says she has something to say, but she just stands there and can’t say what she wants. The obstacle race is announced so Hinata just says good luck.

Naruto runs the obstacle course and then has to drink a liter of milk. Afterwards, he tries to reach the toilets for the participants but Chouji is practicing Nikudan Sensha (Meat Tank) and knocks over all the portable toilets. Next he’s forced to participate in the ball rolling contest.

Naruto does kage bunshin and expects his clones to run for him but they all get stomach aches and run to the bathroom. The clones lock the stalls from the inside then disappear so Naruto is still unable to use the bathroom. One stall has someone inside, Shino! He tells Naruto "Wait your turn, and keep the toilets clean for personal use. Those are the rules." The final round of the relay race is announced. Shino comes out, closes the door and forces Naruto to the race, using his bugs to carry him.

The kunoichis are up first and as usual Ino and Sakura jostle for first position. Sakura hands off to Sasuke and Ino to Chouji. Sasuke tries to hand it to Naruto but accidentally sticks the baton up his butt. Naruto resolves to win the race and keep running but after he crosses the finish line, Shikamaru binds him with his shadow for the awards ceremony. Naruto can’t hold it any longer and goes in his pants.

Review: For some reason, Shino using the toilet had me in stitches.

Notes: Lots of cameos from various (dead) characters.

Thoughts: Women’s bathrooms should have the long lines!